Drunk Dialing/Texting

3:59am... I just got into bed. I chugged a glass of water and took my contacts out, which are the two best things I can do at this moment. I forgot to grab my glass which makes this post very difficult to do but I think its time for a... wait for it... DRUNK POST.

I've been thinking about this for a while. Will the true hidden posting feeling come out, scream at the world "here I am!!". Watch out internet, babycakes.

Okay no

What I"m really trying to get at is drunk dialing and drunk texting. The two worst things you can do. I don't get it. I've never ever been one of these people. And trust me, it gets to the point where I feel left out. I have in the past made a conscious effort to call a friend when I'm drunk (because the world tells me this is funny and awesome) and every time I have failed. Every single time. In fact, there have only been two times in the memory of my drinking history that I have successfully drunk dialed and both times where to the same person, my grandma.

As much as I would like to be kidding right now, I'm not. Luckily (or maybe not) I've gotten the answering machine when I called (yes, answering machines still exist, my grandparents have one to prove this) and I was happy enough to leave a message.

I never got a reply on these messages. My hopes were that they receive them, thought it was nice I called and thought nothing else of it, but really who am I kidding? C'mon Diamond.

Drunk dialing should never be attempted. Sure it's a good story the next day. Sure it has the possibility of reminding an old friend you still think about them. Sure there might be a small opportunity to get laid (I have yet to hear of a successful story). But bottom line: chances are you have regrets.